In the world of District L, there could be no moar perfect form of government than the Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy. Just imagine it! All night rooftop dance parties on levitating glass and steel high-rise hotels, sexy robot ladies spraying you in the face with vodka from their robo-tits, Karl Lagerfeld blasting holes in the ozone with his laser eyes, and Anna Dello Russo flicking the lights on and off while Busy P spins "Call On Me" on a loop. That's how government works, right?
So now speaking of imagining, imagine the soul-crushing disappointment we suffered this morning when we discovered that a very different Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy was being ushered in, by none other than THE FACEBOX.
According to techCrunch, Facebook will be hosting an event this coming Monday featuring the unveiling of their top-secret Project Titan initiative - referred to internally as the "G-mail killer". Meaning, basically, that Facebook will soon be launching it's own answer to Gmail that will tie directly into the social networking giant's existing evil, soul-sapping, privacy-obliterating Orwellian techn0logiez. So hide your kids, hide your wife, and get ready to sit down to dinner with a Facebook Telescreen watching your every movement!! YOUR CRIMETHINKING DAYS ARE NUMBERED.
The Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy, it would appear, is starting to look less like that sexy titanium Vargas girl and more like this.
Post by Nicolas Sera-Leyva
