Look at this Fucking Screenshot.
We know. We're going to hell in a handbasket because we (artfully, and legally) dodge jury duty, dislike children, and have Twitter(s). But despite all that effort, despite the daily struggle of waking up every morning and plotting twisted new ways to make sure every word we speak and move we make is motivated only by unadultered, brazen self-interest, Hell is coming to us. And Gawker is one of the horsemen.
What looks like an innocent posting from that website (above) is actually an ancient, yellowed Dead Sea scroll floor-grazingly pregnant with apocalyptic prophecy.
Holy Crap! New York City Visited by Hail Apocalypse!
Wal-Mart Plans to Invade Big Cities like New York!
But most frightening-
Starbucks Lines are Going to Get Even LONGER Thanks to New Rules!
Does that mean that these days are numbered?
Shit. I should have only taken half.
Post by Nicolas Sera-Leyva
