District L

In the world of District L, there could be no moar perfect form of government than the Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy. Just imagine it! All night rooftop dance parties on levitating glass and steel high-rise hotels, sexy robot ladies spraying you in the face with vodka from their robo-tits, Karl Lagerfeld blasting holes in the ozone with his laser eyes, and Anna Dello Russo flicking the lights on and off while Busy P spins "Call On Me" on a loop. That's how government works, right?

So now speaking of imagining, imagine the soul-crushing disappointment we suffered this morning when we discovered that a very different Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy was being ushered in, by none other than THE FACEBOX.

According to techCrunch, Facebook will be hosting an event this coming Monday featuring the unveiling of their top-secret Project Titan initiative - referred to internally as the "G-mail killer". Meaning, basically, that Facebook will soon be launching it's own answer to Gmail that will tie directly into the social networking giant's existing evil, soul-sapping, privacy-obliterating Orwellian techn0logiez. So hide your kids, hide your wife, and get ready to sit down to dinner with a Facebook Telescreen watching your every movement!! YOUR CRIMETHINKING DAYS ARE NUMBERED.

The Robo-Glitterati Totalitarian Technocracy, it would appear, is starting to look less like that sexy titanium Vargas girl and more like this.

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Regardless of the season, a crowded social calendar is always the it-accessory. How else will you update your Facebook status?

Stop panicking, please! We've outlined enough Tweet-worthy events to keep you away from that Mark Zuckerberg movie:

Tomorrow, Wednesday October 6, Nikki Reed will be hosting a private launch for Swatch "New Gents Collection." At 8pm, the District L duo will be heading to Gansevoort Park Avenue for the collection's cocktail party. Not far from this timely event, BlackBook will be hosting The Obsessions Party at the Royalton. The trendiest guide to the city will be celebrating their October issue from 7-10pm.

Thursday --when this dreary weather is finally expected to break!-- Allison Parris will be hosting a trunk show from 5:30-8:30pm. Shop and sip champagne at her showroom on 208 W. 29th Street.

Have another fashionable happy hour on Friday. Join us at Custo Barcelona's Press Day Preview around 5:30pm for bubbly and bites. Can't make it over to Spring Street in time? Then, head over to the RE:FORMSCHOOL VIP Reception. Join the likes of Cynthia Rowley, Terence Koh, and Laura Dawn for the exhibition reception on 233 Mott St.

Kirill was out. Why weren't you?

Post by Amanda LaMela