District L

Thursday, September 10

Versace @ 647 Fifth Avenue (Line-up includes The Misshapes, Ciara, Amy Sacco, Chanel Iman, and more)

Barneys @ 660 Madison Avenue (The Olsen twins will be bartending and Isabel Toledo will be giving runway lessons with Alexander Wang)

Intermix @ 98 Prince St. (Hosted by Sienna and Savannah Miller)

Patricia Field @ Bowery 302 (Need we say more?)

Adam Lippes @ 678 Hudson (Adam will be opening his doors until 1am, keeping the party alive with cocktails and DJ Phresh)

Daphne Guinness has been quiet for quite some time now. But no longer.

Our favorite ladyheiressfashionplate is finally releasing her own fragrance.

Although the name is yet to be released, the product is apparently a very personal project to dear Daph.

“It has a mysterious feeling,” she said. “It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but I love it. It’s personal. I would hate to make something I wouldn’t wear.”

We're just glad she hasn't disappeared from the radar- we were beginning to wonder. The last we'd heard of her was the whole Editor of POP debacle. Thank Karl- she released that fragrance just in time.

OMG STFU.

According to the Daily, Tommy Hilfiger plans on hosting four different parties for Fashion's Night Out.

We'll see about that.

Locations for these proposed soirees include the Bleecker Street store, the Denim store on Broadway, the SoHo store, and at Macy's Herald Square.

Macy's. LOL.

Tomorrow, District L takes global to the next step. After hitting the tents tomorrow, co-editor Nicolas Sera-Leyva will take off for an extended assignment in Bangkok, Thailand. Look out for street fashion, retail discovery, and coverage of local fashion events.

Plus- can't forget amoebic dysentery from substandard plumbing conditions! Just one stomach virus away from my goal weight...

5:00pm Ouch Land Fashion Week Kick-off Party @ 65 Bleeker St.

6:00pm Keith Lissner's Fashion Showing (invite only)

7:00pm {PRE} Fashion Event @ Openhouse Gallery, 201 Mulberry St.

7:00pm V Magazine Party (invite only)

8:00pm The Calm Before the Storm Party @ Jack Olive

Emanuel Ungaro is undergoing an unusual makeover. First Ungaro took on Estrella Archs, a less-than-known designer, to be cheif designer. Then Ungaro's CEO, Mounir Moufarrige, introduced someone you may have heard before - Lindsay Lohan. Lohan is set to work as the "artistic advisor" alongside Archs.

Archs and Lohan are scheduled to present their first collection in Paris on October 4.

One day, Karl will create fake fashion positions for us too...