District L

"I have to admit that I do actually enjoy acting up to the 'diva' role that I have been allotted: after all, I am a bit of a diva, aren't I?" - Donatella Versace

Kohl's may be hauling its dumpy ass to New York right behind its yawn-inspiring competition, J.C. Penny's.

WWD sources say that Kohl's has been eyeing a space on 57th Street and 8th Avenue - just less than a month after J.C. opened up shop in Herald Square.

We'll look on the bright side - at least we have a place to put our tourists from Wisconsin.