District L

So call us philistines actually don't because we'll find you, but Dior's latest brainchild has left us a bit...perplexed.

Targeted at your fussy, 5' 2" girlfriend who steals your jeans while you're still asleep in the morning, Dior Homme has launched a line of its own signature skinny silhouette denim...for les femmes. The new line is called Petite Taille (small size en francais) with prices hovering in the bridge line range.

So Dior Homme Femme? I guess we kind of get it, but maybe it seems a little...gimmicky? Perhaps a simple misnomer, but isn't that just...Dior?

Here's a fun quiz for you all:

Question: What's more horrifying than Coco Perez, more depressing than Gaultier for Target, and more frustrating than Max Azria's collaboration with Miley Cyrus for Walmart?

Answer: Christian Lacroix is finally over. The commercial court in Paris has ruled that the couture house has been reduced to a licensing operation.

Couture will never be the same.

District L recieved a tip about a fantastic site called Fashematics, where blogger Jonathan boils influence down to pure equation.

With remarkably accurate resultz, might we add.

It looks like District L finally found a math class it can pass.

We found his most recent project, Fashematical, which features our favorite catwalk stars as "part of either a horde of zombies or an army of robots, hell-bent on taking planet Earth for themselves," particularly enticing.

Naturally, evil machine overlord Karl presides over them all. We can't think of a more perfect society.