Harold Camping and his band of Dispensational Premillennialists have “guaranteed” that Rapture will occur on May 21, 2011 at 6pm. Essentially, this means that all of the good people will evaporate into paradise, leaving the rest of us to party with reckless abandon on Earth. That is… until the sun explodes or something.
No, seriously, it says so on Wikipedia and everything.
So, if you happen to be on Earth at 6:01pm on May 21st, join us for a champagne cocktail on the 18th floor at the Standard. And you’d better be dressed to distress.
Post by Amanda LaMela
